How To Get Into Las Vegas Nightclubs
Quicker.
By Jack Colton
People all
over the world are used to waiting in line and are totally ok
with it. I personally don’t have the patience to wait, and
seasoned Las Vegas locals are beyond embarrassed if they have
to wait more than 10 minutes for anything. After all, who wants
to spend all night staring at the back of some stranger’s
head while waiting in line? Don’t let the long lines and
intimidating doormen prevent you
from having a great time while partying in Las Vegas.

Its important
to remember that Las Vegas
clubs base a lot of their reputations on who has the highest
numbers of gorgeous girls on the other side of the velvet rope.
After all, hot girls attract men who will drop loads of cash to
impress them, and for some reason (which is totally beyond me)
girls prefer to be around more girls. That said, if you are a
group of guys without a table
reservation, you’ve got some work to do.
First you
need to make sure that everyone you are with is “dressed
to impress,” and meets all the dress
code criteria for the club you are going to. (You can reference
that link, or check out each of the club
reviews for specific club dress codes). Obviously in a town
where appearance is ‘almost’ everything, the better
you look, the faster you will get in some of the most fashionable
clubs on the planet.
At this point
you will want to break into smaller groups of two (2) or three
(3) guys, and start
keeping a look out for groups of girls that you might be able
to merge with. Think about it. You are standing in close proximity
in a relatively bright and quiet place to virtually the same crowd
that you will be inside a fast-paced loud club with. Not only
can you see girls in natural light (which can be a huge difference
when you add club lights and a few drinks in your system), but
this is a perfect chance for you to approach them without sounding
like a complete sleazebag. A good line would be “I’m
here with four of my friends, and we all can get in quicker if
we have some girls with us. Would you and your friends like to
get in quicker?” More often than not (unless they are locals),
they will be more than happy to work with you.



You will usually
want to speak only with the doorman that is holding the clipboard
as most clubs only have one or two who actually handle the ropes.
Regardless, fight your way to the nearest doorman that isn't totally
bogged down and make sure to keep your new found female friends
proudly on display towards the front of your group.
You need to
remember that these nightclub doormen cater to everyone from the
owner of Google, to the people who grace the covers of every major
magazine in the world. With that in mind, it's a pretty safe bet
that they aren’t going to waste time listening to the same
sad “don’t you know who I am...I’m going to
have your job speech." You'll find a lot more luck in asking
them "Hello, We''ve have 4 girls and 5 guys in our group.
About how long is the wait tonight?" If you are respectful
to them, they will work with you to get your group inside of the
club as soon as possible. Just play it by ear.
Once
your group is on the other side of the rope, you should ask the
girls if you can buy them a round of drinks. One of three things
will happen: You will have found your “companions”
for the night, they will stick around long enough to bilk you
for a few free drinks, or they will “head to the bathroom”
as a group never to be seen again. Regardless, you and your friends
aren’t waiting in line anymore...
| JC


-
How
To Get Into the Clubs Quicker!
- The
TRUTH about VIP Services.
- How
To Reserve A Table YOURSELF.
- How
Much Are Drinks in the Club?
- Las Vegas Tipping Guide.
- Frequently
Asked Las Vegas Club Questions.

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